90-Min Tubi: "The Lair of the White Worm" - Snakes versus Scots

 *Blog post started on March 5, 2021.

I have been trying to makes things better for myself, but the gatekeepers are not budging. And to think, I almost thought I could finally have an excuse to leave weekend retail.

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Perhaps Skimbleshanks needs to be replaced. If I need to replace my ward, maybe I should just sacrifice him. Do eunuchs count as virgins? Do I want to abandon my atheistic views to appease imaginary beings just because it may be fun? If the results are as crazy as "Dagon" or "The Lair of the White Worm", how can one not be tempted?

I brought up the latter film to some coworkers received a not so surprising response of, "Where do you find these movies?" Am I the only person who does not consider the algorithm's suggestions? With a title like "The Lair of the White Worm", how do you not click on it? Once you see that it stars Hugh Grant before he was HUGH GRANT and Peter Capaldi (The Twelfth Doctor) in an obviously campy flick, how can you not place this in your queue?

I did not even need to consider that it was directed by Ken Russell of "Altered States" and "Tommy" fame. With that said, "The Lair" tells me I need to give the prior of those films a watch.

"The Lair of the White Worm" (1988; 1 hour 33 minutes)

Check out the rest of review at "Ninety For Chill: A More Acceptable Runtimes