"We Want Some Bayley: The Song"

Written by Russ “Scoop” Stevens

(to make Jon Quasto of the NXT comfortable with the Full Sail crowd’s 2 Live Crew inspired chant).

*Note: I will be working on a "Hey, we want some Karen" to catch up with the times. Or an ode to WWE Booking with, "Hey, you fucked up Baley.

Somebody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.
Let me hear you say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.

Somebody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.
Everybody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.

You see, Sasha and Becky tried to deny her fame.
She fought them back, beat them at their game.
So Eva Marie gets to cut in line,
And gets Nia Jax watching her behind.

But every time she passes Izzy, this diva is poop out of luck,
‘Cause one Bayley-to-Belly and she will be stuck.
The girls will say “stop;” The fans will not.
Universe, get up,cause Bayley is bustin’ out.

Crowd says, Vince, don’t hide her, don’t deny her.
And please don’t knock her until they fight her.
So to all of you witches and all you belles,
Try and test her and she’ll give you hell

Somebody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.
Let me hear you say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.

Somebody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.
Everybody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.

She’s the Saillor Senshi* of the two thousand teens.
Got some tall tube men for all of the parties.
She don’t care if you use vicious knees.
She’ll beat and hug till you beg for release.

If you wanna throw, just let her know.
You can get your chance at the end of the show.

You’ll look at her, and think a kid you see.
You’ll be the fool when she gives her long hair a squeeze.
Best know what to do, 'cause she will not flee.
Just kick your butt to reality T.V.

Somebody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.
Let me hear you say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.

Somebody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.
Everybody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.

*Sailor Scout in Japanese

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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Trippy Seinfeld like Tale

*Blog post started August 26, 2020.

If you need to catch up with what has been going on with my life, thank you for caring. Check out this blog "The OCHO or the Disgruntled's Real Secondary Championship: Part 7".

Things definitely sounded like more fun then, or more thoughtful. I have had only two days between these posts. My latest endeavor has been to fill up a journal that I started back in January 2013 and try to turn that into a narrative about how my life has changed from being friends zoned by strippers to be friend zoned on Snapchat.

...

I hate to acknowledge, but Mom was right. With my love for debate, becoming an attorney would have been a good career path. To live like Doctor Gonzo would be a bit extreme, but if that is the price of not worrying about being fired, it seems to be a worthwhile trade.

About anything seems more worthwhile than dealing with this country without the option to get fucked up. At least that is what I think Hunter S. Thompson's works are trying to tell us. I may need to read his works, but I might just watch "Where the Buffalo Roam" instead. "The Rum Diaries" were fun just poorly paced. Surely watching the other two of his onscreen adaptations will allow me to obtain a better grasp on "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas".

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Read the rest of this blog and other stories at Main Event of the Dead.com and determine if this thought process can be translated into a B-movie comedy about pro-wrestling 

Starccade and Road Warriors: The Disgruntled's Real World Tag Team Championship

THIS IS A VACANT-FREE LIST. SORRY FOR CHOOSING NOT TO ACKNOWLEDGE SPORT'S MOST PROLIFIC CHAMPION.

Beyond wrestling, Vacant has held titles in multiple weight classes in both mixed martial arts and boxing as well as men collegiate sports championships like the 2004 NCAA Division One Football title.

Why the American Wrestling Association Existed:

The National Wrestling Alliance allowed territories to call their top tag team prize "the world championship", so the national and hence international interest was ignored. The World Wide Wrestling Federation fooled around with multiple tag team championships before it became the one best remembered by Demolition's title reign. This is the one place where Verne Gagne had something that the rest of the American wrestling scene did not offer. And it could be said that the belts may have been regional, but this was the first major title the Road Warriors won and where the Road Warrior Pop was born.

1st Real World Tag Team Champions:

AWA's Sheiks (Jerry Blackwell and Ken Patera) - 11/24/1983 to 5/6/84

On November 24, 1983, Ric Flair had won the NWA World Heavyweight Championship. This was the last reign before Hulkamania was born thus the (my) national acknowledgment of different promotions. The Wild Samoans may be better remembered than The Sheiks, but this list is building to the Road Warriors, and this was the groundwork.

Everything Started with Starrcade:

It should be stated that Starccade (11/24/1983) rebooted wrestling for the modern age. Possibly the greatest in ring performer, Ricky Steamboat, became one half of the last remaining NWA World Tag Team Championships that night. If he did not choose to temporarily retire, the AWA is nothing but a footnote in pro-Wrestling.

Starrcade was essentially the first Pay-Per-View, so the inevitable format on how promotions will run hence forth was set here. It really shows us that wrestling did not need Vince McMahon to be what it is today.

2nd Real World Tag Team Champions:

AWA's Baron Von Raschke and The Crusher - 5/6/84 to 8/25/84

Legends of Wrestling (regional) versus regional stars (Ric Martel and Tony Garea; Don Kernodle and Bob Orton Jr.).

3rd Real World Tag Team Champions:

AWA's Road Warriors (Hawk and Animal) - 8/25/84 to 9/29/85

4th Real World Tag Team Champions:

NWA's Rock 'n' Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) - 9/29/85 to 10/13/85

WWF and the AWA had reverted back to tag team of two single competitors thrown together (Adrian Adonis and Dick Murdock; Jimmy Garvin and Steve Regal) while NWA had tag teams. With the need for title changes, the tag team titles are the easiest to switch because of all the variables that more than two competitors offer. So, I will be more forgiving of title swaps occurring while there are longer reigns occurring.

5th Real World Tag Team Champions:

NWA's Russian Team (Ivan Koloff, Nikita Koloff and Krusher Krushchev) - 10/13/85 to 11/28/85

As for the significance of the Russians, they were first world champions in this era to use the "Freebird" rule.

6th Real World Tag Team Champions:

NWA's Rock 'n' Roll Express (2) - 11/28/85 to 2/2/86

7th Real World Tag Team Champions:

NWA's Midnight Express (Dennis Condrey and Bobby Eaton) - 2/2/86 to 8/16/86

8th Real World Tag Team Champions:

NWA's Rock 'n' Roll Express (3) - 8/16/86 to 12/6/86

9th Real World Tag Team Champions:

WWF's British Bulldogs (Dynamite Kid and Davey Boy Smith) - 12/6/86 to 1/26/87

Both the AWA and NWA title had fallen in to single competitor combos again (Buddy Rose and Doug Somers; Manny Fernandez and Rick Rude) while WWF is just priming for its first tag team renascence.

10th Real World Tag Team Champions:

WWF's Hart Foundation (Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart) - 1/26/87 to 10/27/87

11th Real World Tag Team Champions:

NWA's Four Horsemen (Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard) - 10/27/87 to 3/27/88

We cannot go through this list that could include the premier Horsemen and not include them.

12th Real World Tag Team Champions:

WWF's Demolition (Ax and Smash) - 3/27/88 to 7/18/89

Both the WWF and NWA championships changed on the same night, but the NWA went to two single stars (Barry Windham and the green Lex Luger) while the WWF was going to start its longest reign.

13th Real World Tag Team Champions:

WWF's Brainbusters (2) [Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard) - 7/18/89 to 10/2/89

If that did not seem fitting, what is?

14th Real World Tag Team Champions:

WWF's Demolition (2) - 10/2/89 to 12/13/89

The NWA Champions were The Freebirds, but Michael Hays and Jimmy Garvin were not the premier members of that faction. The AWA Championship was vacated shortly before this, and with only two teams to hold the belt before AWA folded, it will not be mentioned again. Also, "Pro Wrestling Illustrated" demoted the title from its world status to merely promotional.

15th Real World Tag Team Champions:

WWF's Colossal Connection (Andre the Giant and Haku) - 12/13/89 to 4/1/90

The Steiner Brothers had just arrived on the scene, but can you put anyone over the largest and toughest wrestlers of all time?

16th Real World Tag Team Champions:

WWF's Demolition (3) [Ax, Smash and Crush] - 4/1/90 to 8/27/90

The sad thing about this was that it was pretty much signaled the end of Bobby Heenan as a manager.

17th Real World Tag Team Champions:

WWF's The Hart Foundation - 8/27/90 to 10/30/90

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