"We Want Some Bayley: The Song"

Written by Russ “Scoop” Stevens

(to make Jon Quasto of the NXT comfortable with the Full Sail crowd’s 2 Live Crew inspired chant).

*Note: I will be working on a "Hey, we want some Karen" to catch up with the times. Or an ode to WWE Booking with, "Hey, you fucked up Baley.

Somebody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.
Let me hear you say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.

Somebody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.
Everybody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.

You see, Sasha and Becky tried to deny her fame.
She fought them back, beat them at their game.
So Eva Marie gets to cut in line,
And gets Nia Jax watching her behind.

But every time she passes Izzy, this diva is poop out of luck,
‘Cause one Bayley-to-Belly and she will be stuck.
The girls will say “stop;” The fans will not.
Universe, get up,cause Bayley is bustin’ out.

Crowd says, Vince, don’t hide her, don’t deny her.
And please don’t knock her until they fight her.
So to all of you witches and all you belles,
Try and test her and she’ll give you hell

Somebody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.
Let me hear you say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.

Somebody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.
Everybody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.

She’s the Saillor Senshi* of the two thousand teens.
Got some tall tube men for all of the parties.
She don’t care if you use vicious knees.
She’ll beat and hug till you beg for release.

If you wanna throw, just let her know.
You can get your chance at the end of the show.

You’ll look at her, and think a kid you see.
You’ll be the fool when she gives her long hair a squeeze.
Best know what to do, 'cause she will not flee.
Just kick your butt to reality T.V.

Somebody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.
Let me hear you say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.

Somebody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.
Everybody say, “Hey, we want some Bayley.”
Hey, we want some Bayley.

*Sailor Scout in Japanese

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