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Spring 2019:
I was able to make the most of a 13-hour work day. Or on Saturday, I just did not have much to say. Having hotel guests who seemed wise enough not to spread their seed over 20 years helped.
An athletic event
with only one demographic of participants, you cannot beat that in
hospitality. Here's to the NCAA Men's Gymnastics Championship,
undoubtedly the biggest draw in the whole of Central Illinois when it
comes to men wearing tights. Good thing the Shield finale was on Sunday.
The best thing about it, from a writer's perspective, I got a blog out
that let me actually express what was on my mind and now I have the time
to go and take on an analytical topic that will take up a lot of page
space. Sadly, because of the need to go to WWE.com to access their
network, I cannot take on what I really want to analyze, the WWE Hall of
Fame Legacy Wing, because the firewall deemed the site to be a
streaming service.
So, ProWrestlingTees.com, do not get to ambitious and stay a t-shirt company. How will I take advantage of your sales that fall on slow weekends?
Truthfully, the problem with slow weekends is my difficulty to come up
with a great introduction. I already expressed all of my thoughts the
previous day. Getting to the point just lacks a personal touch. Again,
there may not be much personality to get personable if I cannot make it
last two days.
I guess I cannot be an Influencer like "Wrestling With Wregret's" Brian Zane.
I was not going to analyze how he became a YouTube star and just address
his group of millenials' rankings of WWE Hall of Fame members. But, a
suggestion of a theoretical was typed, and I can be long winded. With a
glance to the top sentence of that paragraph, I realized a theory to his
success was being broken down. A lesson was being made of it, but I was
far from the topic I wanted to rise above and now it going to be the
topic below.
Brian Zane's success is probably as simple as that he is a nerd about
wrestling who would not shut up about it. And that is perhaps the only
thing that makes him interesting. That statement is not an insult. In
adulthood, do you actually make friends or just talk shop with similar
geeks? My time making the towns weekly lasted five years, so I have seen
plenty of dweebs on the wrestling scene who are unbearable when it
comes to their fandom.
You may end up with guys who want to be your friend solely for a single
observation they made. When they try to interact with you, it is solely
about that observation.
Thanks for noticing I use the sharpshooter and thanks for the Bret Hart
Big Gold Belt title plate, but do I need to give you five minutes to
converse about the other interest you just assume I must share? Yeah, I
have tattoos, but none of them are "Green Lantern" related. "Fuck Ryan
Reynolds!" was my go to when it came to that movie at that time, but I
cannot give you that because it means you have actual grounds to engage.
My fault was that I do not want to trouble anyone. There is a bit of an
inferiority complex. I am not worthy when I know a guy has a name. And
that resulted me missing a bunch of handshakes. And in turn, lots of
missed chances to pick brains. Guess that means I am stuck being a
survivor because I would make a shitty zombie.
It seemed every wrestler in Peoria thought they all had the skill set to
not go and be trained by a reputable talent. Reputable talents were
guys who you saw on TV in some manner or were at least a name from
somewhere else that you heard of, a guy with buzz. I was "The Student of
the Game" and I lived the gimmick, so I wanted to be trained that way.
And this way allowed me to make a best friend who had to let me know
what's what.
I can be bitter that the Peoria's wrestling scene never gave a guy who
actually put the time in to be a good wrestler a chance, but they may
have known how to mark out right. Kiss a little ass, let the rare
veterans they would pay to put them over control the conversation, and
you come out more knowledgeable. Why drive through Iowan snow when you
could just do that?
If I had my head on straight when I spent the second half of my time
killing my Chevy Cavalier, I know there would have been a spot for me in
the business. My athleticism was good, but I was never too coordinated.
But, if I could see a chance to be creative, I usually nailed it.
Master of alliteration disqualifies me from being a jack of all trades,
but if you need gimmick names, I am your Stan Lee. If you need a quick
history lesson to come up with angles to pull from, tap me on the
shoulder. As long as it is not about me getting over, I am a savant. An
idiotic one that is.
The reason I brought up my flaking out is because I lost touch with
people who appreciated my opinion. Thus, your new opinions and ideas
have no place to go. Zane only needed to amuse his friends in the
business to get the buzz going.
I do not know the guy, but at least thinking about his YouTube channel
making wrestling history accessible to the masses that need to hear the
"Tosh.0" warning message instead of reading it at least gives me the
knowledge to help others. Sadly, knowledge I cannot use is worse than
useless information.
But I am the guy
Scraping a living serving
Unappreciative heads
Byrneless talking heads
They tell me the door has shut
God opens window
This creative should jump
Haiku version of Raven
Is all I have left
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